I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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