Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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