I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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