I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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