yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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