Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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