so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
