i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I want to be your penis for a week.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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