You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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