That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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