Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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