the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
look no pants
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
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New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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