The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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