its not stalking. its research.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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