i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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