quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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