Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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