is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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