That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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Have you been drinking my beer?
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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