He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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