he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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