What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
God, you're like boner-b-gone
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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