whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Farmville is her only friend.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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