Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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