The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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