I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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