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(402): View more from Nebraska

South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer

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(845): View more from New York

well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back

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(719): View more from Colorado

I'm stealing this baby.

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Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?

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(440): View more from Ohio

I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.

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(269): View more from Michigan

So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea

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(712): View more from Iowa

How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?

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(720): View more from Colorado

Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy

(513): View more from Ohio

It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms

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But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!

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