im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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