She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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