This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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