id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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