Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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