Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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