Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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