A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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