It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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