I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize