I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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