Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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