This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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