We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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