I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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