Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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