The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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