well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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