If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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