I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Will exercising make me less horny?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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