That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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