I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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