it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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