Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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