i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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