do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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