Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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