i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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