We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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