i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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