We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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